Installment 7

If I was fishing for a husband, I wouldn't fish in shallow waters. -Emma

David, you can take me skating anytime! -Brendan

I had to find someone new . . . it just wasn't the same after the vacuum. -Kristine

This is how you spell diarrhea, but I don't know what the quote was. -Helpful Kristine

Think of the noses your children would have. -Sally

Go lap dance with SATAN! -Episode of Malcom in the Middle

I think we should go streaking on campus. -Kristine

I like you for more than your fat, Tara! -Helen

Apt. 13-isms:
1. 'Cuz it's LAAAAAME!
2. REJECTED! Don't bring that weak tot action!
3. You want some curly fries with that shake??

-It's my way of sticking it to the man.
-But . . . you're the man.
-Yes . . .
-So, aren't you sticking it to yourself?
-Maybe . . .

What is this? -S
Mormon in-breeding bookmarks my grandmother gave me. -H

It's hard to be offended when you have no expectations to begin with. -Kristine

It wasn't a quote. I just wote it up there. -Kristine

So, if you take a diuretic . . . -K
I have lots of those. -H
We can put it in a cake and give it to somebody!!! -T
. . .
Different spelling, Tara. -H

These stones are kind of warm. -Sally

I will be the sex-ed provider. -Kristine

You're about to join the sisterhood. -K
Of what? -S
Of men!!! -T

He called it the fornicator. -T
Was it a cube? -H
No. -T
Good. I don't think cubes can fornicate. -H