Fall Quotes

Since we can't just paste the quote wall in here for font reasons, I'm doing this old school because I have lots of time on my hands. So I present to you, the Fall/Winter 05/06 apartment 13 quote wall in seven easy installments:

O, the joy that is a creampuff! -Claire

Yola--that's hola with a 'yo'. -Stephano

New Testament . . . that's like, old school. -Sally

She wasn't garbage truck hot--she was limo hot. -CSI

. . . As in a little retarded, not homosexual. -Claire

Maybe your skins just changing colors and you're turning black! -Anon.

I dunno . . . Liz is pretty nasty. -Kristine

Kristine's the only straight one here. -Stephano

Quick--let's trade pads! -Anon.

You can't really have titanium breasts. -Sally

If somebody's gonna give you a kiss, you'd better take two! -Tara

I'm gonna eat your cake and still hate you!!! -Stephano and Will

We are not here to marry you off. -Bishop Vance

We will love you eternally if you cook us. -Claire

Don't take his bottom out!!! -Joe
. . . Why not? -Jean

SWEET ACTION! -Tara

Eat zem! Eat zem both!!! Oui oui!! -Masculine French Woman

She is indisposed right now . . . That's really none of your business. -Claire

Where are the no-more knees? -Sally

We're all Heinz 57! -Claire

Don't play with me! -AJ

Are we going to play the smacking game? -Fah-Hee!

Oye-Hawaiians must have Thunder Thighs! -Sally

If we were drunk we'd probably be naked by now. -Fred

She is the child of LUCIFER! -Colin

I look good for me and my girlfriends! -Lydia

They were from Africa, they weren't real blacks. -Stephano

DAVID'S RESERVED QUOTE SPACE

If you were a man, how would you shave your cleft chin? -Sally

Well . . . mine's lop-sided. -Kristine

That means she must be Russian! -Eve

I can't rate white people! -Bryce

Everyone I've kissed said I was amazing, so I must be a natural. -Claire

Go farther for free!! -Dirty Minds (You little Harlot)

It might stay stuck up!- Liz

You know, a slotted spoon doesn't work with spaghetti sauce. -Liz

It was my best friend's boy-friend's friend. I had to entertain myself SOMEHOW! -Liz

A million germs in you and me can sure be lots of fun. -Stake President Parker

I don't want you to be my guinea pig! -Liz

It doesn't matter . . . I mean, I'm not afraid of Chris. -Claire

Thanks for calling the office of super genius . . . you have been rerouted to the office of too freakin' bad.