Installment 6

Bork, bork! -Swedish Chef

It's not my fault you have big blankets. -Sally

I am not from Utah. They can't make me follow the poof. -Kristine

Don't touch the spaghetti noodles to yourself!!! -Sally

It's not as offensive when it's falling side-ways. -Fred

Are the noodles supple? -TJ

I don't know about you, but my toes aren't all that erotic. -Kristine

BYU police . . . where an arrest is public transportation. -Special K

Oh yeah, that's right. You PAINTED your woman. -Susan to Claire

I thought I was your only cuddle buddy. -Claire
You are. I haven't cuddled with her yet. -Tara

I weigh an arm and a leg more than Helen. -Tara

Don't touch my biscuits! -Sally

Hey! That's my . . . expletive! -Kristine

Well . . . one of these days when I find somebody to sleep with . . . -Kristine

If you can't go naked, at least go red. -Claire

Stop frolicking with me!!! -Jim

Gobble say tuna! -Tara

I'm gonna wiss this mall . . . -Claire

That was explosive . . . good thing it wasn't diarrhea. -Tara

What if he only likes me for my pheromones? -Sally