Installment 3

Mmmm . . . this can be my next true love . . . -Claire, on the subject of Cheesecake

Come here and I'll shake my dandruff at you. -Tara

Hey Claire, you wanna screw that a little faster? -Fred

I wish I had the runs, but I don't. -Tara

You see these buns of steel?! That was me reflexing! -Tara

Are we still talking about her sexy pants? -EVIL

Bring it around town! -Spongebob

TIME!

Well, I always have something to catch my food with . . . -Claire

These underwear make me happy. -El Guapo

That would be scary--if you were a NAPKIN!! -Special K

I'm all about the love . . . I'm bringing back the yin AND the yang. -Stephano

I have a thing for ghostly bottoms. -EVIL

Claire--I hear you have talented lips. -Jacob

That was almost the truth, I think . . . -He Who Cannot Lie

Thank you, I'll be on drugs all week . . . -Claire

I don't need to marry a smart girl. -Sally's Hot Cousin

I just need to get my people knocked up . . . -El Guapo

It's a different kind of way of showing a different kind of nonexistent affections. -Brendon

You're going straight to hell, and I hope you marry that guy and drag him down with you!!! -Tara

I have a really talented tongue. -Claire

Sex could KILL!!! -Haha, We're Not Telling Who Said That

Liz has issues all over her body. -David

There's cheese in our fridge I don't think we even know about. -Liz

Ahhh . . . it was the best lape ever! -Sally

I don't love listening to him when I'm naked. -Claire

I love me!!!! :)

That's different! You soiled it yourself! -Kristine

Kristine, do you need me to cuddle with you? -Liz

Claire, have you been contemplating on my bed again? -Sally

And Dad . . . Dad's a fornicator!!! -TJ

I am a macho pig. -David

Yea, verily! -Spongebob

Oye, shift it! -TJ

You have issues and are significantly creepy. Love, Claire