Installment 4

I'm going to have to go out with David. -Lane

It won't spell "heck" for me. :( -Liz

That's what you get with charity . . . you lose all your napkins! -Jim

The whole thing sucked. He turned out to be a real dirtbag. So I pulled the plug on our relationship. -Kristine on her relationship with the vacuum

Where are you from? Israel? -Ramsay

I got approval . . . -Jim

I'm chillin' with the vacuum! -Kristine

When you have a mother and child who both get sick, you don't know if they were both exposed to the chickens or if the mother was caring for the child. It leaves room for some question marks. -CNN

I want to shoot cupid in the butt . . . with a riffle . . . not a stupid little love arrow, sissy little naked-butt boy. -Erin

You're like Chef Boyardee . . . but not a guy. -Matt

He's a nice guy . . . He's convinent. -Fred

Chunkiness is only good in soup! -Words of Wisdom by Tara Jayne

It doesn't matter. Heck, I'd go to the Creamery naked if I could. It's just the Creamery. -Liz

Don't touch my poof! -Mandy

Never get on a freight elevator when terrorists are after you. -Aaron

I eat chocolate like a woman! -Brian

I'm sick of people from other races. -Jonathan

If I look slightly digested, that's probably what it is. -Tara

Yeah, I've been busy . . . with myself! -Elizabeth

No, just the BYU purgatory, also known as UVSC. -Frysauce

Claire--you're not a middle-aged man wearing a suit. -Fred

Did you guys hear about her mullet-love? -Carl

Fetch me my ranch hoss! -Carl

Do you take your pants off in public often? -Kent

A little Mexican kid? Yeah, that sounds about right . . . -Kristine

Whatever! I get to grow these babies! -Kiera

Brendan, don't ever sniff me AGAIN! -Claire

So Brandon is going to kill his wife . . . -Jacob

Liz wants his body! -Claire

It's like men's chapstick . . . only strawberry flavored. -Kristine

Don't go back and forth like Oprah's weight. -ESPN, Roger Bolton, 1/13/06

What am I? -Claire
You're a fruit loop! That's what you are!!! -Sally

Have you ever tried to cuddle with a knife? -Jacob

Everything is bigger in Texas. -Dwight

I have my cake to keep me company. -Kristine

It's an open season on Faith. -Faith

I think I love . . . field mice. -Jacob

That's boring. I wish his name was snoopuff. -Jacob

You're lucky I have good bladder control. -Claire
My mom doesn't. -Jacob

Elizabeth, there are people crapping their pants to date you. -Rick

I did not realize Salt Lake City had a lake. -Rick

Everytime Tara looks at me, I'll just pull my pants down. -Elizabeth

This is our Dorian Grey table. -Tara
Somewhere there's a table in a closet . . . -Kristine

If there's one group I hate, it's Asians. -Will Scarlet

Hey, he's mature and fun and a great guy. Besides, pre-mortally speaking, you're probably millennia older than him. -Dave!!!

He's not yummy. I haven't tried him yet. -Liz

It won't be frozen after you cook it. -Fred's Words of Wisdom

She has dozens of significant others. -Sally
Some of them are more significant than others. -Kristine

Wow, he's stupid AND sexist! -Fred

LIBERAL!!! -Sally, to Miles, in a mocking sort of way.

Where I'm from, we shoot dang liberals and hippies. -Deanna

You want to hissape him! -Claire

I have to be pretty! -Claire

It really is blowing me up! -Deanna

I want the girlfriend! -Stephano

You need to turn out the light and take a SHOWER! -Sally (feel the love)

It's like it's coming in for a landing! -Fred