Installment 5

There are plenty of sexually frustrated men around--this is BYU! -Tara

I've got the drugs, all I need now is women. -Brent

'Cause girls obviously have board games coming out their butts. -Claire

I don't like things that blow. -Liz

This is mic. My dad's name is Mike. It's a good name, a good instrument. -Jacob

I only spit when I get excited. You must excite me all the time, Claire. -Elizabeth

Kristine's Autobiography: Sunday--An Epic of an Old Man

I want to be the FIRST Mormon nun. -Sally

It's like wearing ice picks . . . on your feet! -Super K

Christian kids aren't kosher. -CB

It fuzzifies my soul. -Tara

I've spent too much time thinking like a man today. -Claire

I was the TOP SUCKER! -Kent

I'm like a love sponge. Squeeze me and love comes out. -The Man, the Legend, Josh

It's kind of a waste to have a hole in your face and not use it. -Liz

Anyone who insults Texas is either smacked in the head or has never been there in the springtime to see the sunset or the wildflowers or stars at night. Or had Bluebell ice cream, or pecan pie, or real barbeque, or seen a flag flying as high as the US flag, or rode in a Texas edition Silverado . . . or had someone bless their heart! Or seen how beautiful Texas girls are, or seen the sky turn green just before the hail starts . . . -Dave