Notes

See, I told you it'd just be seven easy installments. The last quotes are from Spring, so to see the summer quotes you have to go all the way back to the first post.

Oh, and I added me and Helen's blogs to our links. If you have any other quotes to add or blogs or websites to link, let me know.

-Tara

Installment 7

If I was fishing for a husband, I wouldn't fish in shallow waters. -Emma

David, you can take me skating anytime! -Brendan

I had to find someone new . . . it just wasn't the same after the vacuum. -Kristine

This is how you spell diarrhea, but I don't know what the quote was. -Helpful Kristine

Think of the noses your children would have. -Sally

Go lap dance with SATAN! -Episode of Malcom in the Middle

I think we should go streaking on campus. -Kristine

I like you for more than your fat, Tara! -Helen

Apt. 13-isms:
1. 'Cuz it's LAAAAAME!
2. REJECTED! Don't bring that weak tot action!
3. You want some curly fries with that shake??

-It's my way of sticking it to the man.
-But . . . you're the man.
-Yes . . .
-So, aren't you sticking it to yourself?
-Maybe . . .

What is this? -S
Mormon in-breeding bookmarks my grandmother gave me. -H

It's hard to be offended when you have no expectations to begin with. -Kristine

It wasn't a quote. I just wote it up there. -Kristine

So, if you take a diuretic . . . -K
I have lots of those. -H
We can put it in a cake and give it to somebody!!! -T
. . .
Different spelling, Tara. -H

These stones are kind of warm. -Sally

I will be the sex-ed provider. -Kristine

You're about to join the sisterhood. -K
Of what? -S
Of men!!! -T

He called it the fornicator. -T
Was it a cube? -H
No. -T
Good. I don't think cubes can fornicate. -H

Installment 6

Bork, bork! -Swedish Chef

It's not my fault you have big blankets. -Sally

I am not from Utah. They can't make me follow the poof. -Kristine

Don't touch the spaghetti noodles to yourself!!! -Sally

It's not as offensive when it's falling side-ways. -Fred

Are the noodles supple? -TJ

I don't know about you, but my toes aren't all that erotic. -Kristine

BYU police . . . where an arrest is public transportation. -Special K

Oh yeah, that's right. You PAINTED your woman. -Susan to Claire

I thought I was your only cuddle buddy. -Claire
You are. I haven't cuddled with her yet. -Tara

I weigh an arm and a leg more than Helen. -Tara

Don't touch my biscuits! -Sally

Hey! That's my . . . expletive! -Kristine

Well . . . one of these days when I find somebody to sleep with . . . -Kristine

If you can't go naked, at least go red. -Claire

Stop frolicking with me!!! -Jim

Gobble say tuna! -Tara

I'm gonna wiss this mall . . . -Claire

That was explosive . . . good thing it wasn't diarrhea. -Tara

What if he only likes me for my pheromones? -Sally

Installment 5

There are plenty of sexually frustrated men around--this is BYU! -Tara

I've got the drugs, all I need now is women. -Brent

'Cause girls obviously have board games coming out their butts. -Claire

I don't like things that blow. -Liz

This is mic. My dad's name is Mike. It's a good name, a good instrument. -Jacob

I only spit when I get excited. You must excite me all the time, Claire. -Elizabeth

Kristine's Autobiography: Sunday--An Epic of an Old Man

I want to be the FIRST Mormon nun. -Sally

It's like wearing ice picks . . . on your feet! -Super K

Christian kids aren't kosher. -CB

It fuzzifies my soul. -Tara

I've spent too much time thinking like a man today. -Claire

I was the TOP SUCKER! -Kent

I'm like a love sponge. Squeeze me and love comes out. -The Man, the Legend, Josh

It's kind of a waste to have a hole in your face and not use it. -Liz

Anyone who insults Texas is either smacked in the head or has never been there in the springtime to see the sunset or the wildflowers or stars at night. Or had Bluebell ice cream, or pecan pie, or real barbeque, or seen a flag flying as high as the US flag, or rode in a Texas edition Silverado . . . or had someone bless their heart! Or seen how beautiful Texas girls are, or seen the sky turn green just before the hail starts . . . -Dave